Last night I got off work early to find my wife coming up the basement stairs naked with a jar of peanut butter in 1 had and a spoon in the other. The only thing in our basement is a German shepherd.
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by 123 PEBRO 321+2 points163 days ago
ME to girl: hey u wanna hang out later? Fatman Huo: SO U CAN FUCK HER, MAN THATS NASTY girl: uhmmm sorry no thx... ME: GOD UR SUCH A ASSHOLE FATMAN HUO: no im just fatman huo.
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Dookie hole eater+2 points157 days ago
I would have stayed between those cheeks and licked her little shit hole until it was pink
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fitnesss 0 points163 days ago
So hot and sexy she has amazing booty and incredible body.
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Dirty Dave-1 points163 days ago
Nice cockOn the dude, shes loving that sneaky fuck, missed the cum shot, she must have impregnated herself
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Chuck Schumer +2 points159 days ago
@Dirty Dave My pulsating nut sac as I ejaculate in a buddy's mouth. They always twitch, so fucken hard! Yes every time I ejaculate they fucken go to town twitching lol
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Redditor-4 points162 days ago
Sorry to ruin a good fap but you can tell their together.
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Larry +3 points162 days ago
Last night I got off work early to find my wife coming up the basement stairs naked with a jar of peanut butter in 1 had and a spoon in the other. The only thing in our basement is a German shepherd. Reply Reportby 123 PEBRO 321 +2 points163 days ago
ME to girl: hey u wanna hang out later? Fatman Huo: SO U CAN FUCK HER, MAN THATS NASTY girl: uhmmm sorry no thx... ME: GOD UR SUCH A ASSHOLE FATMAN HUO: no im just fatman huo. Reply ReportDookie hole eater +2 points157 days ago
I would have stayed between those cheeks and licked her little shit hole until it was pink Reply Reportfitnesss 0 points163 days ago
So hot and sexy she has amazing booty and incredible body. Reply ReportDirty Dave -1 points163 days ago
Nice cockOn the dude, shes loving that sneaky fuck, missed the cum shot, she must have impregnated herself Reply ReportChuck Schumer +2 points159 days ago
@Dirty Dave My pulsating nut sac as I ejaculate in a buddy's mouth. They always twitch, so fucken hard! Yes every time I ejaculate they fucken go to town twitching lol Reply ReportRedditor -4 points162 days ago
Sorry to ruin a good fap but you can tell their together. Reply Report