I want my testicles nailed together +1 points365 days ago
I've been thinking about it and I think that I would like to have wood screws drove through my testicles and into a unicycle seat so I can ride off into the sunset cumming like hell
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Jump slam my body til it stops moving +1 points337 days ago
@I want my testicles nailed together That's about the best thing that could happen to a person.
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Shit like a horse+1 points365 days ago
Would have been better if she had taken a shit while riding just like the Mennonite horses do while pulling their buggies down the road.
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Dookie hole fucker +2 points363 days ago
@Shit like a horse I would have liked it if she'd doo dooed while riding her bicycle
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A fucked up Democrat voter 0 points363 days ago
@Dookie hole fucker just like most Republicans lol
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I would like to improve the design by adding linkages from the wheel of the bicycle to the dildo which moves it like a piston. As the wheel of bicycle increases, the speed of dildo also increases. The dildo also should be as long as possible to the point of touching the cervix. A safety strap lock to the thighs also to be added in order to secure the person riding it prevent from escaping or standing up.
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a fucked up Democrat voter-1 points363 days ago
@The beauty of mechanics sounds like something a CNN viewer would do
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CollegeFuckMeat 0 points364 days ago
@The beauty of mechanics I might just make those mods on my stationary bike. With a timed lock on the thigh strap to make sure theres a full workout
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@The beauty of mechanics I think to improve on the design you've drawn up you should actually make the dildo long enough to where the person can sit fully down on it and have it reach far enough to where it feels good but doesn't hurt or cause discomfort, having it to big might cause discomfort and or pain the pistons would be a great edition i completely agree with that, you could use the chain and gears to form a make shift pulley system and attach it to the dildo then create a hole under her sit that perfectly fits the dildo and attach it there
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Urslut-2 points363 days ago
She's fucking a toy while riding a motorcycle and hideing it jinuse
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Billy Bob fuck you +2 points349 days ago
@Urslut Good job pointing out the fuckin obvious dumbass
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Erika +7 points363 days ago
I'd kiss that bum anyday. Reply ReportI want my testicles nailed together +1 points365 days ago
I've been thinking about it and I think that I would like to have wood screws drove through my testicles and into a unicycle seat so I can ride off into the sunset cumming like hell Reply ReportJump slam my body til it stops moving +1 points337 days ago
@I want my testicles nailed together That's about the best thing that could happen to a person. Reply ReportShit like a horse +1 points365 days ago
Would have been better if she had taken a shit while riding just like the Mennonite horses do while pulling their buggies down the road. Reply ReportDookie hole fucker +2 points363 days ago
@Shit like a horse I would have liked it if she'd doo dooed while riding her bicycle Reply ReportA fucked up Democrat voter 0 points363 days ago
@Dookie hole fucker just like most Republicans lol Reply Reportjiotyvxavu 0 points25 days ago
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hahaha haha lol! Reply ReportThe beauty of mechanics 0 points365 days ago
I would like to improve the design by adding linkages from the wheel of the bicycle to the dildo which moves it like a piston. As the wheel of bicycle increases, the speed of dildo also increases. The dildo also should be as long as possible to the point of touching the cervix. A safety strap lock to the thighs also to be added in order to secure the person riding it prevent from escaping or standing up. Reply Reporta fucked up Democrat voter -1 points363 days ago
@The beauty of mechanics sounds like something a CNN viewer would do Reply ReportCollegeFuckMeat 0 points364 days ago
@The beauty of mechanics I might just make those mods on my stationary bike. With a timed lock on the thigh strap to make sure theres a full workout Reply ReportA fucked up democrat voter -1 points363 days ago
@CollegeFuckMeat typical of a FOX viewer Reply ReportElon musk 0 points364 days ago
@The beauty of mechanics I think to improve on the design you've drawn up you should actually make the dildo long enough to where the person can sit fully down on it and have it reach far enough to where it feels good but doesn't hurt or cause discomfort, having it to big might cause discomfort and or pain the pistons would be a great edition i completely agree with that, you could use the chain and gears to form a make shift pulley system and attach it to the dildo then create a hole under her sit that perfectly fits the dildo and attach it there Reply ReportUrslut -2 points363 days ago
She's fucking a toy while riding a motorcycle and hideing it jinuse Reply ReportBilly Bob fuck you +2 points349 days ago
@Urslut Good job pointing out the fuckin obvious dumbass Reply Report