I wish I had stumbled upon this dumb bitch in the woods. Stupid slut gets naked in the woods by herself and plays bondage in a tree and immediately gets stuck before screaming for help.
She would clearly be a "target of opportunity" for me and, say, a dozen of my mates hiking. After a day or so of pleasuring ourselves on this bimbo's fine looking body we would take her home and keep her bound in the basement for lazy afternoons & football game halftimes, etc.
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Dumbfounded+29 points1777 days ago
When completing your Masters in Liberal Arts. Some of the dumbest people on the planet and they actually have Masters for this?
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MontanaMan+27 points863 days ago
You do have to wonder what exactly she was trying to do.
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MontanaMan+13 points450 days ago
She must not be very good at tying knots. One of the primary characteristics of a 'good' knot, if tied properly, is that it is easy to untie. Also, how all this turned out, that is, the end of the story would be nice to know.
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@Emma89 ~ I believe that you are bring much too kind by saying that she 'thinks' at all, or even has the capacity to think. Look at what she was trying to do, where she was, & putting herself at risk with no plan to fall back on in case of failure. When catastrophe hits she wants someone else to bail her out of her situation. Listen to her voice & what she says. She is the epitome of a ditsy airhead liberal who screws everything up and wants others to fix her problems so as to not be held accountable or responsible for her actions.
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And that my friends is why i keep a flip knife in my asshole cause you never know when youre gonna need it.
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MontanaMan+39 points937 days ago
@Tree monkey ~ Do you keep it there in the open position?
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Mad Nad+7 points1998 days ago
She clearly has upper body strength, how hard would it have been to pull up on the branch, throw the free leg over, sit straddling, and then undo the knot.
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MontanaMan+34 points863 days ago
@Mad Nad ~ But that would ruin all the fun we could have with her if we found her restrained like this!
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Beebats +3 points2709 days ago
Shame it's been cut short that was quite entertaining XD
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giber+1 points2695 days ago
Funny video. I hope a bunch of guys, say 50 or 60. would come by and fuck the hell out of that stupid whore then leave her hanging for at least a day. That would be fun.
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MontanaMan 0 points863 days ago
You do have to wonder what exactly she was trying to do.
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Veraska 0 points1600 days ago
It stops being fun when she starts calling for help. If she's not having fun, it's not fun. Why would anyone share this. If you find someone in genuine distress fun, there is something wrong with you.
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MontanaMan+24 points863 days ago
@Veraska ~ No! There is something wrong with you. Typical libtard attitude, you make poor choices and expect someone else to come along and fix your pathetic life. She was stupid to go there alone, put herself in a bad situation, and not have any real plan for her own safety other than to plead for help. Darwin should have corrected this situation.
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Newspaper reader-2 points2706 days ago
For the full story, including how she got down, Google "adam sarah tree ropes" for the UK Guardian *newspaper* coverage, complete with video.
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MontanaMan+13 points447 days ago
I tried but the search links only direct me back to this video, without any story...
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Training-2 points349 days ago
that guy was like please die you crazy bitch fuck she not going to stop being Loud got to help her damn it woman. He should have been there in the 1st place in the background just in case you needed help
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I would fuck her ugly cunt right there...stupid cunt whore
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objectly-4 points1688 days ago
The funniest part was when fell down just before it called for Adam. You could hear the desperation in its voice.
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nyakko-5 points2710 days ago
If I'd see a stupid bitch like her bound to the tree trapped, I'd piss on her , fist her ass and cunt, cum in her ass and leave her hanging there
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not teen-5 points2709 days ago
it is so hot to watch her struggle. too bad that is not full video
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I'd love for this to be real: the knot on her right ankle slid tight. That leg yank when she slipped wasn't part of the plan, that'll tear some muscles. It IS a major turn on watching her struggle, terrified naked and trapped. I've spent years thing myself naked Judy inside a window or handcuffed naked in a park having to run and hide my way back to my car, that's insanely arousing and terrifying, you really feel ALIVE, so I know how she feels just as she realizes she can't get inside the rope to loosen it, exposed, naked, vulnerable, scared. I handcuffed myself naked to a fence a little over a month ago in the snow for a timed selfie to go off about twenty minutes later (started before dawn, no significant traffic) but it's easier to spin your wrists to get the key up to unlock the cuffs when you're just practicing than when your entire body weight is stretched to your tiptoes and the cuffs are tight against a high fence pipe. Took 40 minutes, lots more sunlight, lots of commuters (semi-rural suburb) surging past, no police call - they must have figured I pissed someone off, I was naked, vulnerable to everyone, handcuffed high so not a threat, not like I was walking around their home or school like that; but it was intensely arousing being helplessly exposed to passers by with iPads and phones. Only one driver got pissed at me, he came up, chewed me out and hit my testicles hard and left, but this long afterward I still get turned on thinking about being left handcuffed naked like that, so I totally get her trying this, and I hope the link found its way to all her coworkers, friends and neighbors. I'm heading over to that suggested Google link. Wow, what an amazing moment to walk up on this, her leg locked high exposing her vulnerable pussy, poo-hole, I could just nuzzle her little soft furriness all I want since she wouldn't know who I am. Wow.
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Jack Rsb-5 points2224 days ago
Oh my Dear "newspaper reader" THANK YOU for that Google link, now I know it WAS for real, an art gig that went awry because a) she used the wrong kind of knot and b) because she didn't have one of her friends with her as a backup. Now I really CAN relate to her, being trapped exposed naked and scared, in my first comment I hedged in case it was all just staged, even her fear. I was also thinking about circulation in her foot, like she says in her Guardian interview. In my nude selfie mistake, at least I had handcuffs so once I finally got the key - after 40 exciting, terrifying exposed minutes - I was able to unlock and get out of there to post the successful naked-trapped-in-snow photo everywhere. Loads of fun, except bare feet in snow for 40 minutes is very dangerous, and they hurt a lot the rest of the day.
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Chris6432-6 points2710 days ago
I hope that wolfs had a romantic dinner of her warm flesh and Adam & Sarah found only few crows feeding of her remains the next day lol
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Jack Rsb-6 points2222 days ago
This turns me on more and more every time I see it, both her naked embarrassment and her deliciousness and her describing in the article having to call her friends for help, hanging there like that, but also how excited I get every time fantasizing being in a similar jam - though out where I'm about to be seen, not deep in the sticks where if nobody hears, I'll lose a foot and die strung up. That thought takes the fun out if it. This afternoon I went to a gentlemen's club with hyper-perfect pole dancing women - none of whom plasticize their breasts God Bless Them, and Temperance gave me a nude 'couch session' and let me touch her! They never allow that! I deliberately wore thin nylon single-layer shorts so I could easily feel myself, and she writhed around on me, let me hold her breasts, caress and cuddle, and I haven't touched a woman in about 25 years (I'm just a clerk, so I have to stay alone), so seeing this naked woman trapped out there, one leg up in the air, excites me even more tonight, that's why I'm kinda duplicating my comments. This is just so incredibly arousing.
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MontanaMan-6 points863 days ago
You do have to wonder what exactly she was trying to do.
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non12345-9 points2710 days ago
sounds like that she is saying a name, for me it looks like that she knows that sombebody is around...
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Rapes only cool in fantasy-16 points2708 days ago
Y'all some fucked up people, I hope you keep in mind the difference between fantasy and reality
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MontanaMan +53 points863 days ago
She would clearly be a "target of opportunity" for me and, say, a dozen of my mates hiking. After a day or so of pleasuring ourselves on this bimbo's fine looking body we would take her home and keep her bound in the basement for lazy afternoons & football game halftimes, etc. Reply ReportDumbfounded +29 points1777 days ago
When completing your Masters in Liberal Arts. Some of the dumbest people on the planet and they actually have Masters for this? Reply ReportMontanaMan +27 points863 days ago
You do have to wonder what exactly she was trying to do. Reply ReportMontanaMan +13 points450 days ago
She must not be very good at tying knots. One of the primary characteristics of a 'good' knot, if tied properly, is that it is easy to untie. Also, how all this turned out, that is, the end of the story would be nice to know. Reply ReportEmma89 +12 points2708 days ago
What in the world was she thinking? Reply ReportMontanaMan +17 points558 days ago
@Emma89 ~ I believe that you are bring much too kind by saying that she 'thinks' at all, or even has the capacity to think. Look at what she was trying to do, where she was, & putting herself at risk with no plan to fall back on in case of failure. When catastrophe hits she wants someone else to bail her out of her situation. Listen to her voice & what she says. She is the epitome of a ditsy airhead liberal who screws everything up and wants others to fix her problems so as to not be held accountable or responsible for her actions. Reply ReportMontanaMan +15 points524 days ago
'being' NOT 'bring'. My error. Reply ReportTree monkey +11 points2709 days ago
And that my friends is why i keep a flip knife in my asshole cause you never know when youre gonna need it. Reply ReportMontanaMan +39 points937 days ago
@Tree monkey ~ Do you keep it there in the open position? Reply ReportMad Nad +7 points1998 days ago
She clearly has upper body strength, how hard would it have been to pull up on the branch, throw the free leg over, sit straddling, and then undo the knot.Reply Report
MontanaMan +34 points863 days ago
@Mad Nad ~ But that would ruin all the fun we could have with her if we found her restrained like this! Reply ReportBeebats +3 points2709 days ago
Shame it's been cut short that was quite entertaining XD Reply Reportgiber +1 points2695 days ago
Funny video. I hope a bunch of guys, say 50 or 60. would come by and fuck the hell out of that stupid whore then leave her hanging for at least a day. That would be fun. Reply ReportMontanaMan 0 points863 days ago
You do have to wonder what exactly she was trying to do. Reply ReportVeraska 0 points1600 days ago
It stops being fun when she starts calling for help. If she's not having fun, it's not fun. Why would anyone share this. If you find someone in genuine distress fun, there is something wrong with you. Reply ReportMontanaMan +24 points863 days ago
@Veraska ~ No! There is something wrong with you. Typical libtard attitude, you make poor choices and expect someone else to come along and fix your pathetic life. She was stupid to go there alone, put herself in a bad situation, and not have any real plan for her own safety other than to plead for help. Darwin should have corrected this situation. Reply ReportNewspaper reader -2 points2706 days ago
For the full story, including how she got down, Google "adam sarah tree ropes" for the UK Guardian *newspaper* coverage, complete with video. Reply ReportMontanaMan +13 points447 days ago
I tried but the search links only direct me back to this video, without any story... Reply ReportTraining -2 points349 days ago
that guy was like please die you crazy bitch fuck she not going to stop being Loud got to help her damn it woman. He should have been there in the 1st place in the background just in case you needed help Reply ReportWesthowling -4 points1924 days ago
That was hard Reply ReportOttocheatsDaniela -4 points2710 days ago
I would fuck her ugly cunt right there...stupid cunt whore Reply Reportobjectly -4 points1688 days ago
The funniest part was when fell down just before it called for Adam. You could hear the desperation in its voice. Reply Reportnyakko -5 points2710 days ago
If I'd see a stupid bitch like her bound to the tree trapped, I'd piss on her , fist her ass and cunt, cum in her ass and leave her hanging there Reply Reportnot teen -5 points2709 days ago
it is so hot to watch her struggle. too bad that is not full video Reply Reportnon12346 -5 points2710 days ago
Adam and Sarah are having sex apparently. Reply ReportJack R -5 points2224 days ago
I'd love for this to be real: the knot on her right ankle slid tight. That leg yank when she slipped wasn't part of the plan, that'll tear some muscles. It IS a major turn on watching her struggle, terrified naked and trapped. I've spent years thing myself naked Judy inside a window or handcuffed naked in a park having to run and hide my way back to my car, that's insanely arousing and terrifying, you really feel ALIVE, so I know how she feels just as she realizes she can't get inside the rope to loosen it, exposed, naked, vulnerable, scared. I handcuffed myself naked to a fence a little over a month ago in the snow for a timed selfie to go off about twenty minutes later (started before dawn, no significant traffic) but it's easier to spin your wrists to get the key up to unlock the cuffs when you're just practicing than when your entire body weight is stretched to your tiptoes and the cuffs are tight against a high fence pipe. Took 40 minutes, lots more sunlight, lots of commuters (semi-rural suburb) surging past, no police call - they must have figured I pissed someone off, I was naked, vulnerable to everyone, handcuffed high so not a threat, not like I was walking around their home or school like that; but it was intensely arousing being helplessly exposed to passers by with iPads and phones. Only one driver got pissed at me, he came up, chewed me out and hit my testicles hard and left, but this long afterward I still get turned on thinking about being left handcuffed naked like that, so I totally get her trying this, and I hope the link found its way to all her coworkers, friends and neighbors. I'm heading over to that suggested Google link. Wow, what an amazing moment to walk up on this, her leg locked high exposing her vulnerable pussy, poo-hole, I could just nuzzle her little soft furriness all I want since she wouldn't know who I am. Wow. Reply ReportJack Rsb -5 points2224 days ago
Oh my Dear "newspaper reader" THANK YOU for that Google link, now I know it WAS for real, an art gig that went awry because a) she used the wrong kind of knot and b) because she didn't have one of her friends with her as a backup. Now I really CAN relate to her, being trapped exposed naked and scared, in my first comment I hedged in case it was all just staged, even her fear. I was also thinking about circulation in her foot, like she says in her Guardian interview. In my nude selfie mistake, at least I had handcuffs so once I finally got the key - after 40 exciting, terrifying exposed minutes - I was able to unlock and get out of there to post the successful naked-trapped-in-snow photo everywhere. Loads of fun, except bare feet in snow for 40 minutes is very dangerous, and they hurt a lot the rest of the day. Reply ReportChris6432 -6 points2710 days ago
I hope that wolfs had a romantic dinner of her warm flesh and Adam & Sarah found only few crows feeding of her remains the next day lol Reply ReportJack Rsb -6 points2222 days ago
This turns me on more and more every time I see it, both her naked embarrassment and her deliciousness and her describing in the article having to call her friends for help, hanging there like that, but also how excited I get every time fantasizing being in a similar jam - though out where I'm about to be seen, not deep in the sticks where if nobody hears, I'll lose a foot and die strung up. That thought takes the fun out if it. This afternoon I went to a gentlemen's club with hyper-perfect pole dancing women - none of whom plasticize their breasts God Bless Them, and Temperance gave me a nude 'couch session' and let me touch her! They never allow that! I deliberately wore thin nylon single-layer shorts so I could easily feel myself, and she writhed around on me, let me hold her breasts, caress and cuddle, and I haven't touched a woman in about 25 years (I'm just a clerk, so I have to stay alone), so seeing this naked woman trapped out there, one leg up in the air, excites me even more tonight, that's why I'm kinda duplicating my comments. This is just so incredibly arousing. Reply ReportMontanaMan -6 points863 days ago
You do have to wonder what exactly she was trying to do. Reply Reportnon12345 -9 points2710 days ago
sounds like that she is saying a name, for me it looks like that she knows that sombebody is around... Reply ReportRapes only cool in fantasy -16 points2708 days ago
Y'all some fucked up people, I hope you keep in mind the difference between fantasy and reality Reply Reporttudy000 -21 points2709 days ago
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