Elderly woman is run over multiple times by her neighbor for scratching her car. Amazingly the tough old lady only suffered severe injuries and survived.
Grandma got run over by a Red SUV,
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe
She'd been drinkin too much egg-nog,
And we'd begged her not to go outside,
But she'd forgot her medication
And she staggered out the door into the snow
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had car prints on her forehead,
And incriminating tire marks on her back
Grandma got run over by a Red SUV,
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe
Now we're all so proud of Grampa,
He's been taking this so well,
See him in there watchin porn,
Drinkin' beer and playing cards with cousin Mel
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black,
And we just can't help but wonder,
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(Send them back!)
Grandma got run over by a Red SUV,
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe
Now the goose is on the table,
And the pudding made of fig, (ahh)
And the blue and silver candles
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neigbors,
"Better watch out for yourselves",
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a Red SUV and brings grandma's daughter
Grandma got run over by a Red SUV,
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe
Grandma got run over by a Red SUV,
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe
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Bups +11 points3367 days ago
Russenfotze Reply Reportimbatman +5 points3008 days ago
Grandma got run over by a Red SUV,Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe
She'd been drinkin too much egg-nog,
And we'd begged her not to go outside,
But she'd forgot her medication
And she staggered out the door into the snow
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had car prints on her forehead,
And incriminating tire marks on her back
Grandma got run over by a Red SUV,
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe
Now we're all so proud of Grampa,
He's been taking this so well,
See him in there watchin porn,
Drinkin' beer and playing cards with cousin Mel
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black,
And we just can't help but wonder,
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(Send them back!)
Grandma got run over by a Red SUV,
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe
Now the goose is on the table,
And the pudding made of fig, (ahh)
And the blue and silver candles
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neigbors,
"Better watch out for yourselves",
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a Red SUV and brings grandma's daughter
Grandma got run over by a Red SUV,
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe
Grandma got run over by a Red SUV,
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe Reply Report
cs18 +2 points2940 days ago
Why did the elderly woman fall??????????????? Reply ReportGxt 0 points393 days ago
@cs18 her ankle got crushed the first time Reply ReportTravis +1 points3365 days ago
I'll go ahead and call that attempted murder. Reply Report123456 +1 points3306 days ago
Gewissenlose Hure Reply Reportmatt 0 points3362 days ago
I would love to have 10 mins with that bitch who did it (ofcourse if I was allowed to by law) Reply ReportSMF 0 points3319 days ago
I like that purple color on vehicle Reply ReportБлять 0 points204 days ago
the car didnt run her over. she run the car under Reply Reportvip002 -13 points3357 days ago
The elderly woman clearly put herself under the vehicle so in a way she was asking for it Reply Report