I took off my pants and underwears and set about finding something to plug up with. I had three eggs from a while ago, so I decided to hard boil em and cram em for a little hanky spanky. The idea of eggs up my ass started making me very horny, and Im a guy who hasta strike while the iron is hot so to speak if you catch my drift know what I mean? So I forgot to time the boiling very precisely. I took em out and boy o boy was my chicken was ever ready for a chokin. I slathered the eggs with vaseline and squatted. The first one went up nice and easy but in less than a minute it started feeling very HOT up there! I didnt let em cool off enough I guess so I ran over to the toilet to shit it out. I had to grunt quite a bit, and as it came out it cracked open and yolk splattered all over the bowl, in a great big super splash. I guess I didnt cook it long enough. It was real strange to wipe my ass and see yolk on the toilet paper.So that was my day so far.
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I took off my pants and underwears and set about finding something to plug up with. I had three eggs from a while ago, so I decided to hard boil em and cram em for a little hanky spanky. The idea of eggs up my ass started making me very horny, and Im a guy who hasta strike while the iron is hot so to speak if you catch my drift know what I mean? So I forgot to time the boiling very precisely. I took em out and boy o boy was my chicken was ever ready for a chokin. I slathered the eggs with vaseline and squatted. The first one went up nice and easy but in less than a minute it started feeling very HOT up there! I didnt let em cool off enough I guess so I ran over to the toilet to shit it out. I had to grunt quite a bit, and as it came out it cracked open and yolk splattered all over the bowl, in a great big super splash. I guess I didnt cook it long enough. It was real strange to wipe my ass and see yolk on the toilet paper.So that was my day so far. Reply ReportHis name -2 points176 days ago
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