"I once masturbated to the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants where he and Sandy are having a karate fight and she grabs his tongue and pours hot sauce on it. I'm not proud."
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Bang your head against the wall like an imbecile thrashing all around.
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Darren Raleigh - Celtic Harper, Singer, Storytelle-4 points652 days ago
Bow Down and Worship MeBow down and worship me. What? I said, bow down and worship me. Why? Because Im your savior. I saved you. From what? From a giant asteroid that was headed toward Earth and was going to wipe you out. How come our astronomers didnt see it coming? Oh, it was invisible. Big, invisible rock headed right for you. Was going to light up Earth like a match head. Poof! Everybody dead. Then how did you know about it? Oh, Im omniscient I know everything. Well, how did you save me from it? I just blinked it out of existence. Asteroidblink! Gone. So bow down and worship me. Waitasecond. If nobody could see the asteroid, how do we know it was even there? Because Im telling you. It was there, I saved you from it, so bow down and worship me. What if I dont believe you? Oh, you gotta believe. Or what? Or I might just whistle up another giant invisible asteroid to wipe you out. You could do that? Sure. Im also omnipotent. Everything that happens is an expression of my will. Sothat first giant asteroid? Yup! That was me. And then I saved you from it. Bow down and worship me. So, you made a giant asteroid headed right for us, then saved us from a doom that you created for us, and were supposed to be grateful? Sure! I didnt let the giant asteroid wipe you out. You know, Im not sure youre not just some guy saying stuff because he wants people to bow down and worship him. Of course I do. Its nice. In fact, I get cranky if you dont.
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"I once masturbated to the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants where he and Sandy are having a karate fight and she grabs his tongue and pours hot sauce on it. I'm not proud." Reply Reportnumb penis -2 points652 days ago
Bang your head against the wall like an imbecile thrashing all around. Reply ReportDarren Raleigh - Celtic Harper, Singer, Storytelle -4 points652 days ago
Bow Down and Worship MeBow down and worship me. What? I said, bow down and worship me. Why? Because Im your savior. I saved you. From what? From a giant asteroid that was headed toward Earth and was going to wipe you out. How come our astronomers didnt see it coming? Oh, it was invisible. Big, invisible rock headed right for you. Was going to light up Earth like a match head. Poof! Everybody dead. Then how did you know about it? Oh, Im omniscient I know everything. Well, how did you save me from it? I just blinked it out of existence. Asteroidblink! Gone. So bow down and worship me. Waitasecond. If nobody could see the asteroid, how do we know it was even there? Because Im telling you. It was there, I saved you from it, so bow down and worship me. What if I dont believe you? Oh, you gotta believe. Or what? Or I might just whistle up another giant invisible asteroid to wipe you out. You could do that? Sure. Im also omnipotent. Everything that happens is an expression of my will. Sothat first giant asteroid? Yup! That was me. And then I saved you from it. Bow down and worship me. So, you made a giant asteroid headed right for us, then saved us from a doom that you created for us, and were supposed to be grateful? Sure! I didnt let the giant asteroid wipe you out. You know, Im not sure youre not just some guy saying stuff because he wants people to bow down and worship him. Of course I do. Its nice. In fact, I get cranky if you dont. Reply Report