My boss and I go fishing in XiLi Hu near Shenzhen in China and he catches a pirana that probably wouldn't fit through a basketball hoop! It took him about 20 minutes of fighting to reel it in.
And get the blowjob of my life. Skillfully, she wasn't better than the hooker that blew me last weekend, but picturing my buddy finding this on the net made it 10x better.