Do you have that not so fresh feeling? How about a good Champagne Douche. Dude uncorks a full bottle of Champagne up the pussy and it shoots everywhere, so why not drink it?
Douche bag cums in 5 seconds and claims he can get it up again, but makes a huge fool out of himself. Maybe he should fantasize about men buttholes instead, that might work.
her breath smells onions, she is wasting greens, pussy smells fish, hair is greasy, she is drinking douche and milk enema, she is getting baked and she also likes fucking chicks. She's a slut